Sunday 3 November 2013

Check out these Awkwardly Funny Sex and Romance Quotes from the Bible

"Your hair is like a flock of goats" - Song of
Songs 4:1
"Your stature is like that of the palm, and
your breasts like clusters of fruit. I said, 'I
will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of
its fruit.'" - Song of Songs 7:7-8

"Yet she became more and more
promiscuous as she recalled the days of her
youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt.
There she lusted after her lovers, whose
genitals were like those of donkeys and
whose emission was like that of horses." -
Ezekiel 23:19-20
"Onan knew that the child would not be
his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s
wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to
keep from providing offspring for his
brother." - Genesis 38:9
"Your waist is a mound of wheat" - Song of
Songs 7:2
"I am a wall, and my breasts are like
towers. Thus I have become in his eyes like
one bringing contentment." - Song of Songs
8:10
"She did not give up the prostitution she
began in Egypt, when during her youth
men slept with her, caressed her virgin
bosom and poured out their lust on her." -
Ezekiel 23:8
"Your breasts are like two fawns, like twin
fawns of a gazelle that browse among the
lilies." - Song of Songs 4:5
"You also took the fine jewelry I gave you,
the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and
you made for yourself male idols and
engaged in prostitution with them." -
Ezekiel 16:17

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