Lace Front Wigs Are The Leading Cause Of Forehead Cancer In Black Women, Study

On Saturday, March 29, 2013 researchers came to
the conclusion that Lace Front Wigs are the
leading cause of forehead cancer in African
American women. After years of studies Cancer
has shown to be more prevalent in women who
wear tightly laced wigs (Lace Fronts), because of
the abnormal cells that are able to form under
the moist heat that is usually a result of over-
wearing the head ornaments.
Lace Front wigs have long been a staple in the
African American community; especially among
inner city youth and with the recent acceptance in
the past few years by entertainers & celebrities
alike. “The amount of wig wearing youngsters has
increased 3 fold” said Cancer Center of America
representative Ronald DePinho. When asked what
can people do to help with the cause and
hopefully prevent forehead cancer in a friend or
family member?
Dr. Renald Depondo responded: Snatch a wig, save
a life would be the campaign, but some reps think
something more aggressive should be used like
“Snatch a wig, save a bitch” to reach the hip hop/
urban community who will be vastly affected by
this soon to be outbreak, but many are
questioning that verbiage …including myself.
Basically we need your help and if you have an
idea or catchphrase that could be used we’re
willing to reward you for your efforts to eradicate
the spread of this forehead skin eating disease.