Take That Corset Off
Merryville, Missouri prohibits women from
wearing corsets. Why you may ask? The law
states, "the privilege of admiring the
curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young
woman should not be denied to the normal,
red-blooded American male."
Stop Watching Mom!
In Cali, Columbia it is a law for the bride's
mother to be in the room to witness the act of
sex on her wedding night. Mom in the room is
definitely not a turn on. Good luck with that!
Satan Prefers a Condom
It is a law in Bakersfield, California that you
must wear a condom when having sex with
Satan. Apparently the spawn of Satan isn't
welcome in Bakersfield!
Alternating Between Family Members
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to
have sex with a mother and her daughter at
the same time. Seems like they need to plan
alternate date nights!
Masturbation Can Result In Death
In Indonesia it is illegal to masturbate and it is
punishable by decapitation. How are the
Indonesian masturbation police going to know?
Do you report yourself?
Nevada Has a Tough Stance on Condom
It is illegal to have sex without a condom in
Nevada. Way to promote safe sex!
Make Love or Fish. Pick One
In Oblong, Illinois it is illegal to make love
while you are hunting or fishing on your
wedding day. Better rethink that honeymoon
camping trip!
Lips Off
In Florida, there is a law on the books that
says a man may not kiss his wife's breasts. The
Florida law that makes having sexual relations
with a porcupine illegal is understandable...but
no lip love for breasts? Come on, Florida!
Art of Seduction
In Michigan, a law is on the books that
threatens five years of imprisonment for any
man who seduces and corrupts an unmarried
girl. Something tells us this one doesn't get
prosecuted all that often.
Missionary or Miss Out
In North Carolina, the only acceptable sex
position is missionary, and you may only
engage in missionary-style sex when the shades
are pulled.
If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say...
In Willowdale, Oregon it is illegal for a man to
curse during sex. No more naughty name calling!
Getting Unnatural in Mississippi
In Mississippi, an act of "unnatural
intercourse," if both parties voluntarily
consent, can result in a maximum prison
sentence of 10 years and fine of $10,000.
Godspeed to whoever learns exactly what kind
of intercourse Mississippi constitutes to be
"unnatural."
Turn Off That Meter
In Massachusetts, taxi drivers are prohibited
from making love in the front seat of their taxi
during their shifts.
I Now Pronounce You Moose & Moose
In Fairbanks, Alaska, even the moose are not
allowed to have sex in the streets! When two
moose love each other very much...
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